“A very tight match against a skilled coach. The win was secured by a bad roll on his ogre in the last few seconds, praise be Big Guy.

Coming back to the locker room and reflecting on our victory, the veteran GGG finally learned guard to go with his SF..... but then remembered it was his birthday. The binge drinking left him with atrophied muscles that will now have him sitting in the crowd praying for the day he can run out on the pitch with the fans and do some damage once again......

The rookie Gront 'Walker' had a impressive first showing, scoring both of the Grumpies TD's. He has now, however, gotten it into his head that he is going to be a star one day, and that, I quote " This STAR needs to show off my SKEEELS". Gront has now sold his autographed shoulderpads for 15 gold and refuses to wear full armour again........ his replacement is being trained as we speak.......

While everyone else was drinking and lapping up the fan fare, Pissed-Off Paul does what he is always doing, pumping goblin skulls. Focusing his rage more and more, he will now go onto the pitch with the fury of a Troll and the speed of a.... well..... dwarf....”