“Dan Dynamite reporting from the Tusk's stadium, where yet another draw was played by the team. The newly arrived Dark Tusk seem unable to break out of drawing their matches. Although it is of course nice for them not to lose, it does seem odd that the team keeps playing 1-1 with anyone they meet. Do they do this on purpose? Are they playing the bookies? If so, I am gonna try and get in on the deal.

I caught man of the match Brok `long frow´ after the match who, from the sideline most of the match I might add, directed the team through the match. He had the following comment:

"Weez nut try 'urd da 'nomes. Weez try an' get da baal, bud weez fall over dem 'nomes. Dem small yuu see, weez fall un dem. Ogg nut keel 'em un purpuz, him jusd much haevee."”