“Well, the horrible torture the Dead Big Guys had to endure after their shameful defeat in the first match of turney payed off. They were so scared to return home beaten again that they pretty much demolished the Shadows in the first half.

The Gods of luck were with us when we got the opportunity to blitz the opposition at the 1st kick-off. We were able to position ourselves quite well, and thegods helped out again to give the Shadows a quick turnover at their 1st turn. We simply ran the ball home.

The whole rest of the 1st half was a string of pretty bad turnovers for the Shadows, caused by 1's and double 1's, showing once again that the curse of the dark elves is strong, even in purebowl.

In the 2nd half the Big Guys forgot that elves, when luck allows, can play ball waaaay better than they can. They lazily walked down the sideline, forgetting to protect the ballcarrier, who was promptly 1d-crowdpushed. The throw in went to neutral territory and the elves faught their way to a well deserved TD. During the drive we did add another zombie to our ranks, as the evil elf Sachin decided that the big guys were far more evil than his current teammates and deserted.

In the end all is well, except that we still have to explain to this bunch of former murderers that causing permanent injuries in not nice, and in a turney often not even beneficial. The pre-match instructions by the coach to stick to BH was blatently violated, especially by Pikachu. But then, what esle could be expected from a player who spent his former lifetime playing on "Deathgerbils Revenge" for 69 games. Old habits die hard.

Onwards to Chaos for the next round. Having largely been chaos players in their former life we wonder what effect this match-up will have on the morale of the big guys. We'll see.”