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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2005-06-10 07:41:51
TV 1000k Amazon
0
Winnings 100k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/0/0
 
 
Chaos Dwarf TV 1470k
2
100k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
1/2/1 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
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#7
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#13
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TOTALS
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#13 Metis – Smashed Knee (NI)
#15 Hebe – Smashed Knee (NI)
#6 Menemosyne – Dead (RIP)
Well, a real PRICK of a game to start the league with. If I hadn't promised the commish I would stick it out, I would be tempted to murder all the players and disband this miserable club.

Small run down.
Turn 1: We win toss, Coach_lo gets blitz.. Not a good start there.
Turn 3: Punchline kills Menemosyne AND Material KO's Leto
Turn 4: Setup KO's Amphitrite ( WHO, by the way, does NOT come back into the friggin game)
Turn 5: Hebe gets KO'd Dodging
Turn 6: Eos KO'd dodging
Turn 8: Stage KO's Leto

Second Half
Turn 1: Stage SI Metis - Fractured Leg
Turn 2: Set up SI Hebe - Smashed Hand & Stage KO's Leto (Again)
Turn 4: Punchline BH Erebus
Turn 5: I have 5 playes to put on the field after Coach scores a second time.

After that, we kept running to the corner, trying to escape the pain.. ANd to top it off, Hebe, the SI'd Lino gets the f***in MVP.. For what? getting beat down good???

Anyhoo, my DEATHWISH votes go to:
3 pts #3 Stage - Cause he is a big, hairy looking, horned abomination that deserves to die, and cause he hurt my players of course.
1pt #4 Set up - Cause, lets face it, nobody likes short people and him least of all... and again, he might of hurt a couple of my players too..

Let me just end with.. I hope Comics Armageddon, the whole team, no one excluded, EVEN the apoth, considering the bastard wasnt needed, ALL GET STD's from too much sodomy and rot in the fiery pits of hell. There :P

Savsta
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#14
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Ouch,

Good God what can I say....We could say...
From the deepest, darkest part of the night
comes an EVIL so terrifying that it can only be contained
by numerous cups of coffee and recreational drugs.

They arise marching forth from their late
night coffee shops chanting their battle cry...
"Did I kill tonight or Did I kill tonight?"

Prepare yourselves for late night hilarity,
you'll laugh till you drop.
It's the comics doom, it's Comics Armageddon.

OR

Boom, Bamm, Splat all those good looking chicks just kept hitting the floor...
and the floor kept winning !!!

Thanks for the game Savasta
Better luck in the next rounds

4 players earned new skills
Dude got block
Stage got guard.... can never have too much of that.
Set Up took guard....'cause you can never have too much of that.
Punchline took the AG increase,
watchout ball handlers there is a slow guy around.

A huge crowd turned out for this one 86k
Tee shirt sales where brisk and the early season spirts of the fans nearly boiled over as their boys did some very funny work out there
on the pitch.
100,000 was collect from the gate, a tidy sum indeed
No one was hurt, other than the other team (sorry mate)
Coach Lo saw heard saying " If we play like that every game we could end up in 3 place again boys" Oddly, know one knew what the hell he was getting at, so they all decieded to go get lunch.

As for the quote by Savsta
"Let me just end with.. I hope Comics Armageddon, the whole team, no one excluded, EVEN the apoth, considering the bastard wasnt needed, ALL GET STD's from too much sodomy and rot in the fiery pits of hell. There :P"

The P.R. and marketing departments are looking into these suggestions
and are trying to work up if it is posiable and or finanically viable to do so.

Coach Lo
 
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