“The Harolds broke out early with a strong showing, stealing the ball and scoring a touchdown on the Daises' reception. However, things then gradually took turns for the worse.

Harold of War was KO'ed early on, and later investigation revealed that he had almost instantly recovered conciousness, but left a dummy in the KO box with his armour on for the rest of the game, and popped off to the press box to 'convince' the officials that he truly deserved the game's MVP. He would prove it, by staying out and watching his team lose as a result...

The began elves consistently pulled off some amazing plays, dodging into multiple TZ, making POW after POW on single die blocks, and picking up the ball in anything from 1 to 3 TZ without even needing a ReRoll.

However, with only seconds to go and the elves threatening to break away with the winning touchdown, the Harolds fans began to chant the timer countdown from twenty seconds - a full ten seconds BEHIND to actual game clock! Thinking they had time to spare, the elves recovered the ball and formed a protective wall downfield yards from the end zone, only to be shocked into sense by the furious screaming of their head coach...too late. With less than a second to go, the elf holding the ball tried to sprint for the line, but could not cover the distance before the clock ran out.

The game ended in a tie, with the Harolds left panting midfield and cursing elven kind and their blasted nimbleness, but thanking Nuffle for their atrocious mathematical ability. Except of course for Harold of War, who was off enjoying drinks at his MVP award ceremony...

GG decker, hope too see you on the pitch again sometime soon!

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