“Unluckiest game to date.

First match for the Korps. Dhouglas Jawgrind was punished for his flesh eating sins.. strangely, by his own fans. What a display of love, eh? No doubt he was devoured and enjoyed by all. A dead women was seen after the match wearing a piece of his anatomy around her neck, she seemed rather pleased with it hanging there.

The Korps were very happy with the result. Could have been a win, but things just didn't work today.
For either team, come to think of it.
Hairy Dave, Natasha, Renate, Lacerated Gary and Krushed Kevin all played a fine game. Overlooked star of the match was Mainly Simon who made the play that allowed Hairy Dave to score when he did. Mainly Simon forced his way through the opposition to blitz the ball carrier, slamming him to the ground and leaving the ball well placed for Dave to do his running thing ( as opposed to his catching, killing or general psychopath thing ).

An excellent match. Thanks to locutus for your time. Well played, and..

Cheers!

Much appreciated.”