“Another funtastic game buy the Wrath. Once again they forgot they were elves and rather than attempt to any kind of agility maneuvers they resorted to maiming their opponents. For some reason this never results in a win, but at least this game only cost the life a strength 4 dauntless blitzer. But hey, who needs players like that to survive when your apotho can be out in a field pickin daisies,

Felton aged a niggle after the match which now makes 4 out of 9 elves having aged a niggle on their 3rd skill. Coach Slick has now given up on coaching this team and will let them do whatever the hell they want. If they die acting stupid so be it, it is out of my hands.

As a sidenote I would like to add that it is never the overall luck factor that decides a game. It's when your players fail every "crucial" roll such as ball pick ups and passes and catches. Without these successes elves are nothing, even if they get a few lucky casualties. So shove the luck where it belongs and enjoy your str2 dead guy.”