“Oooooooooooh this girl was CUT-THROAT! 2nd half I get a bad kick and she's gives it to her mummy. We spend the rest of the 2nd half watching a geriatric mummy shuffle his way down the line. I would have tried to stop him, but the one handicap she got was Morley's Revenge. At least two of my players were out for most the game. I had two miss the game. She killed two. The mummy was shuffling past four face-down lizards in the bloody mud. Then she begins the fouling.

A moment of silence for Pent the House. One of the original saurus'. He was a great one. Now.. he's a zombie. Turn 8, 2nd half... I see him on the line looking a sickly shade of purple. <shiver>

I haven't been able to catch a break with this team. It was easier when I was 110 something.”