“What an interesting game.

1st Half
- Itsville receives. Works the ball forward. I Blitz him and knock it free. It's a bit close to my EZ so I pick it up and try to throw it to my waiting Storm Vermin in scoring range. Lucky me, Stan Green intercepts. Not hard to score after that.

-I receive and then work Francis Birch up the sideline. No large feet.

-Itsville gets the ball again. Showboats a bit and fails to complete a pass. Francis Fasson swoops in, snatches the ball up and throws it to Hugh Alexander, who scores that turn! w00t!

2-1 at the half

2nd Half
- I receive. 2 turn TD. A little harder. I had to do a bit of blitzing and dodging. 3-1
- Itsville receives again. Phulepen proceeds to burn up turns by slowly working his way down the field towards my EZ. He could have scored earlier but was eating up the clock so I wouldn't get a 4th. I effectively screen him for a while but he thins my numbers with KOs. Down by two players, he could bust my screen with a well placed Blitz at any time and score with a couple of dice rolls. Instead, he continues his Dwarf-speed progression towards my EZ. RRs gone early on, he waits until Turn 8 to Blitz my Gutter Runner (Francis had to move up to fill a gap). He was gunning for Francis since the beginning. Here comes the Blitz...
DOUBLE SKULLS!
In the immortal words of Hudson from Aliens, "That's it man, game over man, game over!"

shame
shame
shame
”