“The score certainly does not tell the full story. In a game played in the middle of a horrendous blizzard, mistakes were the order of the day.

With mummies and skeletons battling in the centre for most of the first half, Sam Slasher eventually broke through and scored towards the end of the first half. Mummies earn their pay...

As the 2nd half went on, the game devolved into a ruck involving over 10 players on one touchline, occupying most of the Skellies of the Salty Sea team. If only the SkeletonCrew could get hold of the ball, they had players free on the far wing who were certain to score. However, the freezing weather had taken its toll on skeletons wearing no gloves. 2 failed pickups and more failed passes meant reaching the endzone in time was impossible.”