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'Ain't nuthin' but a Goblin party' or The history about the (in)famous Night StalkARR boyz (season II)
Season XI The Night StalkARRs made a name for themselves in the eleventh season of the Black Box ARR tournement. They finished first of the stunties and made the forth best ever Goblin-run.

Season XII

Season II for the Night StalkARRs started off with two losses but they managed to profit quit abit. Shakall figured it was time to hire an Apotechary and so he sent for his old trusted friends, Mahraks finest surgeon and general mender of limbs, Babak the Brute. Babak is also known as Babak the Dark since he tend to go outside the 'norm' for the ordinary apotechary. For the right amount of gold you can buy his discretion and all kinda favours. Some foul mouthed haters would maybe call him Babak the Necromancer.

#26 - The first win came in game three and it was a glorious beating. The on the paper stronger Dark Elves did not know what hit them. The hero of the day as many others was Gnawrak that had been quit for sometime. He apperently do not like Elves (who does right!?) since he
broke the neck of one in last game and in this victory he early injured one Elf that packed a mean punch. He finished the game with snatching up a loose ball and stalling untill turn 8 when he scored the winning TD. True Goblin hero, if those excist.


Mr. Gnawrak

#27 - Started off great but Nuffle had other plans. One thing made Shakalls day - Sneak.
Yes Sneak got talent! Sneak got jumped by a scary Underworld Troll in his third game. When the dust seattled Sneak could keep playing, the Troll you ask? He got carried out with a smashed hip. Sneak is not only a sneak, he's a dirty sneak. Now he will dedicate his carrier to the art of fouling, something he only tried twice so far.


Mr. Sneak

#28 & 29 - Orgor smashed his hand in the worst game so far (#28) and will miss his first game since he started playing the game. Neadless to say, he's furious. Hopefully he can come back stronger. It fianlly happened, Orgor that was mad enough allready had it with Rabuz and kills him. After collecting his sixth MVP award and celebrating after a horrible game Orgor waited for him outside Rabuz house. When Rabuz came home drunk on cheap wine he never saw Orgor come out of the shadows. It was quick, a big stone crushed his head and in the river he went. Officially nobody talks about it and everybody accepts coach Shakalls story about Rabuz leaving the team for a woman living far far away.

#30 - After missing his first game ever Orgor comes back with a vengance. After hurting two vikings (one was left with a limp) he claims he's not going anywhere. It was also Orgor that managed to break free from his marker to blitz the ball carrier. Gorzug is also back! In his eight game after the surgeoury he kills a Viking in a total upset. Hobbla Blackwart that miracelusly managed 30 games with out injuries got his neck broken. In his 30th game he hurts a nasty viking blitzer that the apotechary saves. Later in the game the vinkings get him back and Hobla leaves the game with a broken neck. No worries Shakall reusure him so far you never dodge in 30 games.

#31 - Another victory, this time over some fake Goblins. Outbashed, outnumbered but still dangerous. The opponent made the misstake of not knowing just how dedicated the boyz are to win. That costed him a sure win. New kid on the block, Gobla Skumwort, introduced himself when he fouled and crippled a rat. Welcome to the team Gobla. We made some mad cash aswell - 80k!

#32 - Next game Gobla is dead but they team don't care 'coz they are celebrating their third victory in a row!!!

#33 - This game was the best we ever played. The Night StalkAARs met a superior legendary Khemri team and should have won it but the game ended in a draw. Watch the replay on Cabal Vision to see the Goblin performance of the year!!! Orgor fractures his arm and sits out the next game (team game 34). This bland performance actually gives him his first MVP-award. It took Orgor 32 games to win so he's not really that thrilled. Still mad at the world and secretly mad at all those pesky Goblins. The draw costed the team quit a few players and game 34 might be a nightmare but i guess it was worth it?

#34 - Total fail! Coach Shakall swears he had it with coaching Goblins. It doesn't matter how cunning a plan you got since some one appernetly hates Goblins with a vengance. How is it so that everybody hates the weekest race in all of the Blood Bowl Leauges? This time we paid the referee i big chunk of money (150k) and hired a wizard. We met a good Underwolrd team with only eleven weak fake unclean Goblins. He won cointoss and that was the game. All the plans back fired, chainsaw could not break skaven armour, bribes failed, the list of fails is endless. Will Shakall quit? Maybe. Morgor said after the game he played with out his brother that he is set to stay. He stands firm in his belife that the Night StalkARRs will become the 'most famouses of all Goblin teamz'.

#35 - The boyz put up a hell of a fight but the gods where again not in our favour. Sneak was the man of the hour and managed six fouls and did what ever he could to remove that nasty werewolf, he did gouge an eye on a Flesh Gollem. But the lost cointoss did it again, after 2 turns Orgor and Morgor was out. In third turn Fungus the Loon is out when a weaker player blocked him and seconds later Gnawrak gets hurt. Skarlock in fifth and so on. Well Shakall can't complain about the team effort atleast everybody did what they could, it was just not their day today.

#36 - Sneak is one proud Goblin he probably saved the draw in this game when he killed this nasty Goblin abusing dwarf. The fans are leaving the Night StalkARRs something nobody understands, but then again being a Goblin doesn't make you popular. Sneak is popular among his peers and thats good enough for him. Orgor sustains another arm injury in his 34th game. He will watch game 37 from the side line, this time it feels a little better knowing that Sneak killed the dwarf responisible for his injury. Sneak is actually the first Goblin Orgor likes. <3
Ironicly Orgor wins his second MVP-award, again after injuring his arm. This means that he is actually now the player (still in the team) with the most MVP's, i guess he scared the haters or the haters love to see him injured.

#37 - Lovely fight vs Wood Elves. The fans
hated it. The game had it all but the team failed some crucial things like bribing the referee even though Shakall paid from his own pocket. Stinking referee banned Hobbla Blackwart after taking all our money! The thing called fan-factor is now down to a measling three...

#38 - All out Goblin vs Goblin war and the Night StalkARRs gets the win. Shakall outsmarted the other coach and cunningly disposed of all his secret weapons. Hobbla Blackwart gets a pinched nerve and misses next game and thats a big problem for Shakall and his Night StalkARRs.

#39 - Shakall really thought that this could be a win but Nuffle wanted the Chaos offsprings to win. The game ended in a draw. The Night StalkARRs ended up with one stunned troll, Morgor, out of a troop of fifteen. Still had a good shot at a TTM but we failed the landing. Hobbla Blackwart that got a broken neck and pinched nerve gets a holiday and Shakall dresses up a nobody Goblin from the gutter to pretend to be Hobbla. It seems nobody noticed, probably since people usually tends to keep an eye on the chainsaw being waved about.


#40 - Game #40 for the team is a crushing defeat. The brave Goblins meets a nasty bunch of elitistic, murdering, racist Orc team namned 'Rage against the Goblins'. To make matters worse Shakall's favourite Goblin, Gnawrak, gets a permanent injury. Those violent racists did their best to kill as many Goblins as they could and they actually killed Gnawrak but Babak managed to patch him up somewhat. Gnawrak who is chasing records for the team in the Black Box will not retire but being niggled doesn't make him less of a target for the Night StalkARRs opponents. Only time will tell how long Shakall can keep Gnawrak on the team. Shakall and Gnawrak are both determined to see that Gnawrak gets in to the record books. Hobbla Blackwarts stand-in kills himself in the end of the game aswell just to sweeten the pie.

Hobbla Blackwart Sr. understands that his days are numbered and that it's time to fade away before his luck runs out. The original Hobbla Blackwart managed to stay alive for 37 games whith is a miracle for a chainsaw wealding Goblin. Only nine Looneys played more games but after getting his neck broken, a pinched nerve and now his 'stunt double' dies since the chainsaw back fired he calls and end to his Blood Bowl carrier. Sad news for the Night StalkAARs but the history doesn't end here. At the good bye party for Hobbla he introduced his heir the new madman on the team, Hobbla Blackwart Jr. If what his father told the team is true he´s pure evil and have played with the chainsaw in the 'hood' from a young age. That also explains why Hobbla aways been moving around so much. Wellcome to the team Junior!

#41 - Last game for the Abandon Races Race for now and it's a flattering draw. Shakall and the boyz met a legendary coach that brought some nasty Chaos Dwarfs. Skarlock scored two impossible TD's and without him the team would have surely lost. Unbelivable beting but the Goblins managed some insane moves. This wraps up the season on a 5-4-7 record not as good as last but we still have big room to polish those numbers (Nuffle willing). That's it for now folks!

#42 - Golden opportunity to win against a decimated human team. Unfortunally the team was not able to apply presure so the game ended in a draw. We did manage to surf their most dangerous blitzer out from the field and the fans did the rest.

#43 - Rematch against the humans from game #42 and this time it's a real upset, we WON!!! How this happen is still a mystery but if you watch the replay on CabalVision you might grasp what happened. Shakall nor his team does but Skrapper and Skarlock made it happen again. Nobody thought about the late Kick McGroin or his family that witnessed his death on the pitch when they all went out for a huge party that was arranged by Shakll. The only to that was not in a festive mode was Orgor and Morgor this is probably because Shakall was so unpleased with them since they apperently stopped hurting things. To make things worse Shakall seated himself amnong the Goblin stars and not them. Time to step up their game i guess. Gnawrak smashed his hand and Kick McGroins older brother joins the team to try and venge his little brother.

Shakall got way to drunk and Morgor limped home with Shakall over his shoulder. The Coach was singing some weired Norse song about how we all meet the Gods if we die in battle. He promissed women, money and fame if the Boyz kept this up. Coach Shakall had all the reasons to celebrate since the Night StalkARRs Sprint actually had improved quit a bit with a possibility to get even better. They now had 5 won, 5 draw and 6 losses but they could actually play two more games and those were both losses. Nuffle willing...

#43 - The Night StalkARR boyz were up against a really frightning Khemri team this time. In the locker room they all kneeled and prayed to the all mighty Lord Nuffle but nobody really thought that that would save them. The game started and the chainsaw was screaming, the boms where flying and Sneak was kicking anything on the ground (he made a tied record for six fouls in a game, bravo) and shortly the Goblins were controlling the game. We had some bad luck with injuries while the undead were impossible to kill, they just came back. The game was truly in the hands of the Khemri but once again we got underestimated and Skarlock managed to blitz the ball free, get it up and dodge away while his friends made an attempt to shield him. It was good enough and todays rightfull MVP scored for 2-0. Now they Khemri did not care to much and we managed to steal, or the MVP did, and hand it over to Mulanex that scored his first TD. The victory was a fact but while the Trolls where fighting over who would carry Skarlock over to the celebrating fans two of their teammates lay dead in the dugout. Skrapper that all in all scored 22 TD's and will be truly missed and the work-horse Harsnik. Now Shakall has to hurry and try to get a replacment with a pogo-stick. When it comes to the Abandon Races Race the team has beaten last seasons record and are now at a minimum of 6 wins, 5 draws and 5 losses.

Coach Shakall also offically apologized to Orgor and Morgor. He said that if it was not for the amount of beating the took for their smaller teammates nothing of this would be possible. That pleased the Trolls and even Orgor smiled.

#44 - Sid was very eager to show his new teammates what he was capable of doing. After failing his first block in his first game for Relentless Revenge he want all in on his second block of the day, seconds later he was dead. Poor Sid met his maker when he tried to tackle the star of todays game - Skarlock. Skarlock killed Sid, passed his fifth pass for an advanced play to tie the game in first half and scored the winning TD. Sure enough he took the MVP award and it is now offical - he is the first star player for the Hyenas. Skarlock is breaking record after record for his beloved team and is surely enjoying his fame, he's more agile and faster then the average Goblin and surely more beautiful (that last remark is atleast what his coach think). Morgor that had 10 quit games finally woke up and retired another new player on the Relentless Avengers squad - Silas. As it is at the moment this goes to print the Hyenas have a 7-5-4 record in the ARR-race and broke last seasons record with four points. Will coach Shakall play on to try and break some records or will he send the team on vacation?

#45 - Game #45 was a quit boring off season game vs some Wood Elves. The boyz played an uninspired game and coach Shakall was more intrested in drinking big quantities of beer, counting his gold and bragging about his gold to pretty girls in the audience. Atleast Orgor was happy the day after the game, sure it was another loss but he got mentioned in the 'Goblin Globe Paper' as an emerging star. They lost the game but the Elves had to pay for their win and Orgor actually managed to kill another journeyman and that's food on the table right there. Nobody tried to interfere when Orgor grabbed the dead elf and dragged him of the pitch. Actually Orgor was in such a good mode that he shared the elf with his brother!

#46 - Game #46 was supposed to be another off-season game to hopefully kill some more elves and collect their gold, but the Hyeans got taken by suprise. They never cared to see who they were playing and Shakall was drunk again so he showed up five minutes before the game. Apperently he got a visit from his mother-in-law and upset his wife. Nevertheless the opposition tonight was no less then the Old King of the Hill - Coach Cdassak - and some of his dirty Goblins. These guys were on a fantastic row and they are the big rivals in this seasons Abandon Races Race. The game could have gone better for the Hyenas and it looked like they had lost the game for sure. The referee hated us, players got injured in drows and we actually lost two players; Boot McGroin and Spotty. Both were newcomers to the team but still it hurts when it's the riviling team that kills your players. Well for once it was the two Trolls that actually played like seasoned vets and they made some heroic moves to give Skarlock a shot at the ball and thats all he needed to stop the onslaught. Aparently Shakall and Cdassak have some kind of mutial respect for one another and they went out to town after the game. Knowing that they would probably become rowdy (or maybe out of not trusting each other) they brought both their Trolls. Epic game versus the worlds best Goblin coach. Hopefully the Hyenas made enough to stop Cdassak so they can claim their second Goblin ARR-award.

Intermission - Shakall is upset. Gnawrak get's to take many of the blitzes in the games but after he got injured he spends lots of time knocked out and has not managed to injure any one in the opposite teams. Shakall made it clear that this has to change or he will have to retire. We have two Trolls that believes blitzing is Troll-business and maybe they are actually right for once. This talk happened between Gnawraks 42ond and 43rd game. Gnawrak has a lot to contemplate now, if he did retire he had a very good carrier but he would be forgotten surely. Nah, Gnawrak wants to be remembered and talked about as a Goblin that was feared and respected. Game on. It's apparently not a secret that Shakall been displeased with Gnawrak. After his 43rd game and getting fouled and injured the fans showed their support and voted him MVP. Shakall that really loved this ambitious little fella didn't know what to do. He could not fire him but he had know use of him if he couldn't stay on the pitch. Shakall dug deep and went to Praags finest blacksmith and had Gnawraks armour reinforced, would this give Gnawrak an advantage on the pitch? Only time will tell but for now he made one special Goblin very pleased and another twelve very jealous.

#47 - Boring game vs Evil Elves. Shakall felt a little bit cheated. Well hell it's of season and we managed to gain 50.000 gold, Orgor got voted MVP and some fans left. We had their support during the game and nobody can blame them for leaving.

#48 - Shakall thought the Hyeans deserved more in this game. We lost, live is harsh, get over it and start fresh next game.

#49 - Game #49 was an exciting story against another Dark Elf team. Again maybe Shakall was a bit unhappy but atelast it was an exciting game that led up to a draw.

#50 - Game #50 was an exciting story aswell. No not really we started off with an amazing defensive job but we slowly lost players. We had saved some money for a bribe to keep Hobbla Jr. in the game but he got injured abit unlucky in turn 8 off first half. Trapper failed to catch a hand off in second half and the game was lost when their star player Ksisarxid quit easily could pick up the ball and score in turn 8. Morgor got fouled in his 48th game and broke his jaw so his out for the next game. Only positive thing about the game was that Sneak did seven fouls and injured three players. That's a tied team record and put's Sneak in the books of the Black Box Division as the number 15 best fouler ever. Gnawrak managed to smash the hip of this little fella aswell and he is with nine casualties the best blocking Goblin we ever had.

#51 - Game #51 was an unlucky story. First Shakall though that he registered the team for a Black Box Brawl but instead he met some hostile Chaos team for the second time. Not only did they lose the game but they lost to a bad coach. They boyz where really unlucky in this one and as frosting on the cake we lost Stomp McGroin, had to retire Mulanex and Gnawrak and Dirty Magee is missing the next game. That means we had to invest alot of precious gold for replacment and we play next game with few players and no fouling pro. Stomp McGroins father and grandfather has joined the team and they are determined to show that the McGroins are good for something more then dying on the astro granite. So far three McGroins has died playing for the Hyeans and no one lasted more then six games. It's a record but not the one the McGroins was looking to get.

#52 - The fans are leaving and can you blame them? Another horrible game for the Hyenas, huge loss against humans. Gnawrak was a huge fail again and got his hip smashed so we will sit out game #52. All the Goblin haters out there wants him to fail his quest for fame but will they succed? The both Trolls shamed themselves again and got out muscled by a lonely Ogre. But guess what? Grizzled McGroin showed the youngsters what Goblions are made off and killed a journeyman so alteast he was in a good mood. Later that night he and Bite-me Speerz was singing while he made a great stew from the fresh meat. Shakall promised the lads that they would soon take holidays it's been a mad season and neither him or the boyz are inspired anymore so might aswell take a break.

#53 - Lucky win against some Chaos Dwarves. Trapper get's an injury and have to retire after only nine games. Well he was not that good to be honest and now Bite-me Speerz is the new pogo-Queen.

#54 - He finally made it! After 49 games and being the 21st oldest Goblin in the BlackBox history, Gnawrak got his name in the history books as the 4th Goblin that ever made 10 casualties. What better way to celebrate this then with a stew cocked with fresh beastman meat! Tonight Shakall is taking his Hyena boyz to town to celebrate his favourite player. The game.

#55 - Horrific game. Something was not right here. Shakall swears that he been cheated after the game. Off-season is about saving money and train new moves not get mangled from some insane Chaos woreshippers that are all super-stars and mad scary. The game.

#56 - We won a game that was refreshing costed the quit a bit of money though. But it felt good to beat an Orc team for once. The game. It seems that Dirty Magee is quit an intresting player as Shakall suspected. The treasury is running a bit low now and we only have 370.000 gold in the bank, hopefully this can turn but probably not since our manager keeps pitching us against nothing but nasty teams.

#58 - Lost against some peasky elves. Grizzled McGroin damages his back. The injury came from an elf, the shame he felt was unbarable. But after some soul-searching he decided to pick himself up and swore he would not go out without a fight. After secretly meating with Sneak he learnt how to damage downed players. Behold the Hyenas got to dirty players, what a dream come true!

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