Season XV

After a long and well deserved holiday the Hyenas are back for their third season in the Abandon Races Race. They are eager to strapp on their boots and run in to the booing of the fans! This is the holiday season for the human races and we bring gifts this year - in plenty. Apart from the usual bombs, Trolls and chainsaw we actually bring not one but two fouling experts. Enjoy.

#59 - Oh yeah the boyz are back! While the stupid lizards were pounding on the trolls we managed to actually win the game. The star as always was of course Skarlock that scored both TD's but what was really fresh was that Orgor and Morgor was in the game taking a beating only a Troll could endure. Sneak did his thing, three times (killed a big lizard but apo denied him) and Moto Shopper put fear in the skinks (hurt one). Daddy McGroin got voted MVP probably since no other McGroin managed more games then him, family record of eight! We also got some new fans and made 50.000 gold coins.

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Interlude Shakall took a break for a few seasons to go coahc humans. Traitor! Well his back now and everybody is very happy to see him again!

Season XV

#61 - First game is versus some really good coaches with.. wait for it.. Chaos dwarfs. Shakall goes all in and pays the referee alot of money and hires Fungus. Fungus was awesome but the referee was a dick after only three fouls Grizzle was sent of. The game started good though with some fan throwing a rock at our chainsaw and knocked him out of the game. Morgor retired a hobgoblin named Annapurna last thing in the game. We lost 3-0, Hachiun Alchi dies and we made 50.000 in gold. All in all a semi sweat start of the season. Shakall said not to worry and that they played well.

#62 - Another horrible game. We got totally humiliated by elves. Bite-me Speerz and Grizzled McGroin are murdered in cold blood. We lose 0-3 again and nothing worked. Morgor made a casualty and got voted MVP and now he wants a pay raise. Shakall talks with his brother about firing him, Orgor says it's okay he's fed up with him to. Shakall and Orgor gets drunk and glues pointy elf ears on Moto Shopper since he's utterly useless. In the game Shakall spent money and bribed the referee so he would not ban Moto. Moto gets knocked out and doesn't come back. He had five chanses but refused to play. When out drinking the met a sturdy troll namend Temujin and he got hired that night. Izzy McGroin comes next day to avenge his grandfather. And yes of course Shakall found another poor sod to be 'Bite-me Speerz'. So it's all good in the neighbourhood!

#63 - Game number sixty-three is an all out Goblin war. It was tense game with alot of violence but we prevailed. Temujin the Troll manage to kill a golbin in his first game, Sneak does his thing and put good use to the money Shakall spent on bribing the referee. Sneak fouled and injured the chainsaw and then he injure their fouling expert. Moto Shopper responded well to be named the most useless player ever to play for the Night Stalkaars, he hurts one and seriously injures another and he niggles the Pogo but apo saved him. Great victory!

#64 - This was the perfect game! We met dwarfs and Shakall thought for himself 'oh shit another dwarf game' but this was not just another 'dwarf game. It was the game where we massacred a dwarf team. Sneak started it all when injuring ther blitzer, Nynchacks, and apotechary patched him up. Sneak got sent of but that did not stop the fun for the Night Stalkaars! Moto Shopper hit a dwarf over the jaw with his chainsaw and Shakall wanted to go all in. Since we didn't have money for the referee Shakall signaled Moto Shopper to take over the fouling buisness since he be expelled anyways. Oh boy did he do it good! Pomber injured and another out with a broken arm. When the dwarf were running for their life Temujin stepped in an killed a dwarf. That was it the dwarfs ran and elft all the money for the Golbins. This was true glory for all Goblins all over the world! Latest news is that the remaining dwarves retired.

#65 - Shakall was speachless after the game. His team had done it again. They had actually won the third straight game. Not only that they had beaten a legendary coach that brought skavens for the battle. Sneak did one foul before getting sent of but he brought down Grisuf the stormvermin with him. Sneak is a super star and with his 94 blocks he's tied for the sixth place of most blocks ever for a Goblin team in the Black Box Division. Moto Shopper is on fire he hurts two linerats and knocked out the rat ogre for most of the game. First half was a dream come true were we locked unstopable. The second half started off really bad with Temujin getting hit by a rock and players quickly leaving the field and if it was not for Skarlocks stubborness the skavens would probably win. Skarlock scores both touch downs today and is at the moment the 10th biggest Goblin star that ever played in the Black Box.

#66 - Game #66 proved to be a normal Goblin game. The norse team won cointoss and that somewhat sealed the game. Our opponent played sloppy but nothing really worked out for the Stalkaars today. Orgor hurt himself early when blocking a lineman and with Temujin out with a rock to his groin we were to weak. Moto Shopper and Burnin' Face got thrown out by the referee eraly on and Sneak the same after just barly fouling the snow troll. The remaining Goblins put up a brave fight and Skarlock managed to score. In second half Shakall still tried to win the game but it was futile and the lucky norse could win. Temujin the Goblin managed to hurt their tackler specialist, Nono, with a foul. Good lad. Ironicly Orgor won the MVP, maybe they saw how mad he looked and didn't dare to give it to a Goblin. On the bright side we did not lose any players and won quite alot of gold. Some fans joined the norse team. We don't want those fans that only support us in victory so good riddance. Shakall is very pleased that Temujin the Troll is back for next game.

#67 - We face a really scary Khemri team tonight. But Nuffle blessed us truly this time. Where the Khemri failed we succeded. Moto Shopper hurts two players before we score and Temujin the blitzer managed to knock out a blitzer with a foul. We bribed the referee and hid Moto in the reservs for second half. They scored an easy late touch down and for second half the they started with the ball. We could field eleven players including Moto Shopper but their blitzer was back so anything could happen at this point. It didn't look that good since they first knocked out Temujin the Goblin and then Bite-me hurt herself when she tripped over to help out on a block. We did manage to put some pressure on the ball and the Khemir thrower had a hard time getting the ball up safely. Ardo gets knocked out but then Orgor breaks free and blitzes the thrower and breaks his neck and Skarlock manages to pick up the ball that's surrounded by undeads and he falls back. Orgor in his turn gets knocked out and we are only six goblins, one with chainsaw though and a Troll left. They are facing ten undead and we are talking two blitzers and four tomb guardians, not skeletons. Dirty Magee gets hurt by a foul so now the Goblins must surely screwed? Well if you got Skarlock playing on your team there is always a chanse and once again he took it. He skipped away from his attackers and two goblins made it harder to reach him. The Khemri made a desperate move dodging with a skeleton but the blitz just made Skarlock closer to scoring and so he did. Amazing now we were in the lead but could we hold them off for so long to provent the score? Yes we could the Khemri coach could not recover mentally after the shock it ment that the Goblins scored when he recieved the ball and the victory was a fact. Orgor and Skarlock was the heroes of the day!

#68 - In Game #68 the Night Stalkarrs were facing off with some unholy team with werewolves led by a wicked necromancer. Just as expected the evening air was filled with dark magic. Everything worked that night for the necromancer and barely nothing for our beloved Goblins. Late in the game when it was 1-1 and we recived we could only field a few players but Skarlock was still there so we had the dream alive. Then in came something from the sideline and injured him. We fought valiant but they scored on us, we were down but still had one turn to equalize. We lined up for a desperate move but then somehow the defenders managed to move before they kicked and alter the hole defense. Still Sneak managed to hand over the ball to the agile Dirty Magee now it was up to Orgor to hurl him downfield. Dark magic comes into play again and Orgor's mind was probably controlled by the necromancer since he tried to eat Magee. Luckily he managed to wiggle free and that was the game. Sneak that hasn't fouled in the two last games have won the MVP in the to last games, go figure?

#69 - This was the worst game in the history of the Night StalkAArs. Undead. Gave lots of money to referee. Game started with a rock that broke Sneaks neck. Moto Shopper and the new guy Gob Nucklehead retired. Daddy McGroin dead. The shit train started early and just kept on steadily going at one point there was not a singel player from the Night StalkARRs on the pitch. In the end we had taken twelve casualties and we could only field Orgor. This is the first time the players seen Shakall cry. Orgor hurts a zombie and Skarlock scores a touch down and wins the MVP for that. Not much confort in that but atelast it's something.

Intermezzo

Shakall fires the super star Orgor. Shakall thinks he became to expensive and still he didn't learn anything really usefull. Shakall had a meeting with Orgor and Morgor that new are to filthy rich Trolls. In the meeting he thnaked them and said they would always be legends here at the Night StalkARRs but that he needs to rebuild the team and tehy cost to much money at the moment. They understod and parted like friends. They even said hello and wished Temujin and the latest Troll Öcalan good luck and said to be nice to Sneak, Skarlock and Shakall or they would come back and be not nice.

#70 - We got trashed again. This time it was chaos dwarves, the gmae looked winnable but nothing worked. Sad game all we managed was to passes in the end for fun. All lot of blocks and even seven fouled with nothing to show for it.

Hobbla came back after doing one year of rehab training, his neck is as good as new but he's a changed Goblin. Shakall spent alot of money on him so he played almost the hole game with out the referee interfering. He did eight blocks and nothing action to talk about. Not the glorious return we were hoping for.

#71 - This game had to faces. It started out with us handing over loads of money to the referee mr. Scumbag. This made us feel quit good about ourselves since we played a solid wood elf side. Hobbla and Sneak would surely get good use of a referee that turned a blind eye to their specialities. Mr. Scumbag was not a man to trust it seems and after Hobbla hurts himself while trying to out their kicker, Sneaks goes for a foul and get's sent off! When Shakall runs over the referee smiles and says 'what money?' and before Shakall tries to get physical to giant trees steps in his way. Shakall had been played for a fool. The elves cruise in their 1-0 with no threat from us really. When we recive we get surrounded and tied up but they let Dirty Magee walk away from the rest of the team and Skarlock manages to pass him for 1-1 just before the half-time signal. The elves that hadn't realized who the judge was fouled us and starting second we were then up 11 vs. 10. Could be worse. Then it started to snow really bad something that made moving far or passing really scary. We slowely managed to get a little break we though but that's when their star war dancer leaped in and knocked out Skarlock. Oh shit that's bad. Dirty snatches up the ball and the other war dancer takes him down. Up comes Dirty again with the ball the other war dancer hits him. When other war dancer picks up the ball Shakall starts to pack up his things. Thats when it happened, Öcelan the rookie Troll gets free and bang the war dancer is carried out on a stretcher. Temujin the Troll blitzes, Öcelan blocks and Temujin the Goblin manages to take the ball and run it down to Bite-me Speerz that scores the winning touch-down. A mirracle for sure, thank you Nuffle.

Fun fact Ardo Rustblade got hit by a rock that didn't hurt him to bad but that's the third game in a row the audience attacks us.

#72 - We met those foul necromancers from game # 68 again. This time we were better prepared and we got to halves each one could say. The game ended in a draw since we couldn't stop them from scoring nor do a mega quick touch down at the end. Shakall and Babak had talked over how to deal with the darc magic and it seemed like the neutralized well enough. Unfortunally we lost two players, R.I.P. Hobbla Blackwart and Temujin the Goblin. Hobblas return was short and not very sweet and he won't be missed. He should have retired when he was on top but as many athletes they never do and they often come back since they been spending their money on unhealthy things like fungus, beer and gambling.

One of Hobblas many sons, Stiq Blackwart, joined the team. He's determined to gain back some respect to the family name.

#73 - Sneak claims his 5th MVP after breaking the neck of a very agile wight. Sneak is now more popular then ever and the MVP's are raining over him. The game ended in a draw that Sneak early opened up for with that foul. Sneak is buy the way top six all time Goblin fouler with over a hundred fouls. He's the true Goblin king the Trolls think otherwise but we all know the truth.

The game was a delight we had no way to stop the necromancers so we tried to alteast kills some of them. Then they had to score since their rookie werewolf messed up. Kicking off in turn six our fans invaded the pitch and there was all of a sudden and opening for Skarlock to hand over to Magee. Zombie comes charging in an hurls them both down and Magee is done for tonight. The ball in a bad spot but the new kid, Lex Skrapper, thinks why the hell not and manages to pick it up and sprint in the equalizer. In the second half Ögedai and another new kid Jalerx Hornet hurts a zombie each and Skarlock manages to score. Unfortunatly we could not stop them from equilizing but we came so close it was crazy. Great game guys true team effort. The dream of winning the Golbins Abandon Races Race this season is very much alive.

#74 - This game was weired as hell. Shakall met an old coach college in this one. The coach had totally lost his mind maybe after coaching the undead for so long his mind died. Shakall could not focus at all on the game and we lost it 2-0. Nothing worked out for the team and they were no match for the mindless horde. Shakall barely manged to save all his players and that made his team thank him after the game. Skarlock was almost permanently injured but got saved. Sneak did his best but the mummy regenerated. Well enoguh of these undeads for a while we hope.

Big in Nippon - Apparently the Night StalkARRs have attracted some intrest from the far away islands of Nippon. Goblin teams playing Blood Bowl are cult and gather big crowds. The Night StalkARRs owner and coach Shakall has been in some secret meatings but it is now official we got a sponsor - konnichiwa Youtachi! They sponsor is no less then Youtachi that makes the world famous Youtachi (with-your-faci) Chainsaw used by most serious blood bowlers. To land this lucrative deal Shakall has accepted a total make over for the team. Die hard fans might be upset to see their beloved team leave the rugged style for the more exotic Nipponeas armours but they just have to suck it up. Since the team finally are getting up there with the big boys.

#75 - This game must be seen to belive. We met a team of the nastiest orcs one have ever seen. Shakall held his head cool and summoned some outside help, Morg 'n' Thorg and Ripper. On top of that he litterarly showered the referee in gold. It would later show that he was as crocked as they come and did almost nothing to help us. Morg 'n' Thorg and Ripper's help was great and Morg 'n' Thorg started with hurting their troll. Then things kinda went south and they easily took the ball from us and scored on us.
Our Trolls did play well today and Öcalan removed thier biggest threat, Kerg. Late first half we got an opportunity to score when Skarlock handed over the ball to Ardo. Öcalan threw him downfield but unfortunatly he hit a blitzer with Ardo. Ardo was okay so no harm done.

In the second half we were down to nine players but the other coach got cockey. Instead of sealing the deal he went after our players and Skarlock managed to blitz their thrower. The ball was lose and after some back and forth Skarlock fished it up and ran in the equalizer. It was still alot of time for the orc to score a second touch down and claim the win. Then as lighting out of a blue sky Morg 'n' Thorg rushed forward and blitzed a hole in the orcs lineup. Skarlock and the remaining Golbins rushed after and all of a sudden the orcs were in deap shit. The orcs were totally suprised by this and Skarlock gets the ball and could seal the deal. It was a glorious moment for Shakall and the team. Not only did it take the Night StalkARRs up to the lead among Goblins in the Abandon Races Race but it for sure did not let down the new sponsors from Nippon.

#76 - Another game versus the souless undead coach from the other night. Once again the game was lost 0-2 and not much worked in our favour. Things could have gone differently but regen and fails halted any progress. Stiq Blackwart put his new 'YOUTACHI Chainsaw' to good use and he did remove thier biggest threat, Gorgia. Deluded fouled and injured the other blitzer. Unfortunatly they both magicly reappeared shortly after. In spite the fans voted Burnin' Face, that was kept on the bencah all game, the most valuable player of the game.

#77 - Very exciting game versus chaos dwarves. We failed anything related to playing but managed to inflict some pain to the thin trop chaos dwarf coach brought. The referee husteld us again for a large sum of cash. Skarlock killed a dwarf today so he is really proud but apart from that the players and Shakall want's to go on holiday soon.

#78 - Another major stinker of a game. The team is going on holiday now since this Abandon Races Race Sprint was a joke. It still looks like we will win it with a crappy 6-2-8. That is in that case a shame for the Goblin race. Screw this we are leaving tonight some new McGroin died tonight, I swear that family is cursed. Stiq Blackwart smashed his hip and got retired but Shakall can't be bothered to sing new players. He and Babak are going far away from Kislev and Goblins that's for sure, Sayonara Kislev and Konnichiwa Nippon!

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