PRIK: Welcome everybody to an in depth tactical examination of the touchdown that knocked the Commissioner out of the XXXL Cup Finals.
DIK: D-d-d-dat's right Prik. We gonna take a look at d-d-d-da technic...tekn... at da way dey scored da t-t-t-touchdown.
PRIK: We'd like to welcome our special Sports Scientist who will be taking us through this play step by step.
DIK: So now it's ova to our good fr...fr...fren... it's ova to Rod.



ROD THE SPORTS SCIENTIST: Welcome sports fans. Today we will be examining in minute detail the Black Tooth Rips complete inability to deal with one very buff pogoer. Lets bring up the chart.

ROD: So here we see the pogoer bouncy bouncying and switching across the paddock. It's a smart move as the only threat on that side of the field is a pathetically unfit fan that has actually paid to be on the field. The two screening goblins don't even really need to knock him down, just shift him this way a bit and make any tackle attempt redundent.

ROD: Here the Entertainers Chainsaw player scurries into a fullback position, covering the rear and the troll goes in for the tackle, unfortunately tripping over his own shoelaces.



DIK: Wot a loser!
PRIK: Hahahahaha!
ROD: Yeah. Look at that loser face plant!
PRIK: If I was his coach I'd run onto the field and beat him to death with a bag of coins!


ROD: Now we see the break for the line. It looks easy from here but of course on those little green legs its a long, long way.
PRIK: He's on a pogo stick Rod.
ROD: I'm here to deal with the technical aspects of the play Prik, not the practical.
DIK: Yeah Prik!
PRIK: What did you say Dik!?
DIK: *cough* nothing
ROD: There's only one real danger, but we still see that fan lurking nearby the ball carrier. He of course needs to be taken care of quickly.
DIK: He's... he's fract...frak..frac... he's busted his sk....sk... he's busted his head bone! Hahahahaha!
PRIK: That's right Dik! And he actually paid for the privilege.
ROD: But of course he's not the problem for the attacking team. The Black Rips Saw is sitting there revving his engine and needs to be taken care of. And it's done with typical Entertainers aplomb!



DIK: Hahhaahaha! He got cut wiv his own saw!


ROD: There are not too many options left for the Rips and one of their pathetic goblins attempts a last ditch tackle but is easily stepped by the flying pogoer and ends up looking rather silly with his poor body stance and terrible tackle technique.



ROD: But not as silly as when the pogoer hard fends him away! And the ball carrier is gone!



ROD:You can see his teammates desperately trying to screen him. But the carnage is not over yet. A last minute foul, risking the referee's wrath.... but wait! The referee is right there putting the boot in.... he's part of the vicious gang foul.
PRIK: Well they always say play to the referee Rod.
ROD: No they don't Prik. They say never play the referee.
DIK: Yeah Prik!
PRIK:(microphone muffled) Get in your f**king cage Dik.
DIK: Awwww....


PRIK: TOUCHDOWN!
ROD: Well. That is that! A beautiful touchdown that crushed the hopes and dreams of the many Black Tooth Rip fans. And it just goes to show how an elegant execution gives reward. Tune in next time for more great plays and great slays.
PRIK: Yeah. Thanks Rod. You can leave now.