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☆☆☆ WORLD SPORTS ☆☆☆ XXXL SPECIAL 3 ☆☆☆ LOOPYLOOP'S Guide to Shinies
How to make big easy money



by Loopyloop


Hello friendly friends. It is me, circus owner loopyloo. Today me make article for easy quick goldie shinies. If you are one of the friends who cannot read this, do not worry! Get a big smart friend to read for you! Just follow that written advise, and you be fine and happy!

What need you do is keep eye open for big good opportunity. Sometimes opportunity come at you like a circus owner offering you a role in a performance. Sometimes it come through starting own enterprise and pleasing many good friends. Sometimes it finding skilled friends and giving big big deal that benefit both you and friends’ happiness. And, in cases like current talks, it come with promises of gold for simple tasks like writing many much words in articles.

That said, me like giving you thing worth the coinage if me can. Sure, me could just spam words onto paper page until coin purse is overflowing, but me nice and do wish many helps for people. Therefore, me breakdown further how you can get in good thought mind framing to know your potential and perhaps, me hope, find much destinies ahead!

First thing: What you be good at? Many skills have many promise, if you have thing that other friends want, then you charge other friends for the thing.

You quick footed? Perhaps you join the sports to prove that you more quick footed than other quick foots. There be runnings, there be ball games and of course most beloved of all there be Blood Bowl. Or the more mundane, you can move thing from one place to other place and look for the hirings of delivery or messenger. Perhaps you make good hunter friend, and catch many beasties for food or safety of other friends. Good guards have the good feets, so if you have abilities of fighting you could look to guard station. With the ability of runnings there are many job postings to consider.

You big fisted? Muscles bulgy and intimidating? Many things for you to work for, very very applicable ability you possess. Hooray for you! Sports are open to you as well yes yes. Of course, the fields of Blood Bowl are open for your punchy holdy talents. Alternate choice, you can be heavy lifting friend, impress many with amount of strength! If especially impressive, can perform in a variety of ways, including the glamour of circus life. You also good with the delivery. Many systems of travel require big muscle strength. You can drag big things. You can do good rowings. Pulling carts easy for you? The deliveries love big strong friends like you! Perhaps less official is your thinkings. You could win much bets in fighting pits, or less risky arm wrestlings. Perhaps you do services of “removing” problematic peoples for big fees. These less stable incomes, but can have the big payouts if name gets large. Might get trouble from less friendly friends though.

You have agile form? Circus life is perfect for you! Dazzle and impress friends, become talk of many town, and get paid to do fun feats! Join a family that you will never wish to leave! If circus is not the hoping you have, that is your unfortunate decision. No worry! There many places for the nimble one. As with many other skills, sportings are good for you! Of course, there is the great Blood Bowl. Good at the throwing? Blood Bowl. Good at the catching? Blood Bowl. Good at the jumping? Dodging? Diving? Blood Bowl is for many a good body. Alternative sportings are also available. Shoot a weapon with good eye vision. Steady hand can lend to many delicate sportings like the darts, or the ball tables, or the racket whackings. Other than this, a life of thiefings would in theory be a great big fit for the quiet and nimble. Not at all advising, of course. Terrible terrible behaviour. Much illegal, not endorsed. Just mentioning that agile bodies often are very big fit. Especially with nimble fingers to work tricky locks and jammy openings. If a slightful hand you do have, perhaps also consider the bettings as well. Have the ball and cups, or the cards, or the many other options and trick dumb dumbs into giving up shinies. Can work out very well if practiced you are.

You hardy friend? Get punch in face, not feel much? Perhaps numb from many abuses, or perhaps stony skin? No matter why, ability to take punchies can be very useful in many places. First, consider the sportings. You can be endless tide of pain on the fields of Blood Bowl. Staying on the field is a big part of staying in people’s hearts and on friends’ brainses. If you live long, you gain many glory. Alternatively, fightings would be good for one that refuses punchy sleep. Boxing of all sorts. Wrestle grabbings also work. If you stay up, you stay winning. Big opening there. If you particularly freaky in hardiness, you might maybe join a circus with act of resilience. Acts like this can be big bucks for making crowd wonder. Impossible deadly feats overcome can really print your name for all friends to see. Finally, perhaps warfare is a good calling. You survive, so you can fight. Less risk, more reward. Many fighting friends look to people to be fighting friends on their behalf. You could fit perfect!

Finally, you thinky friend? Not much in body flesh, but much in brain thinkings? No worry, you are very lucky! Some think this be disadvantage, but it have huge potential on income of shinies. Surprising, but sport still open for the thinky kind. Join in the Blood Bowl, and outwit the strong and mighty boneheads. You don’t need to be strong if the spookies are too stupid to keep up. A big brain can lead to many victory. If you especially big brain, can consider learning arcane super goodness. Become a Wizard, get lots of money to use spells on the peoples, including in the Blood Bowl! Not looking to be in the sports? Perhaps you take big advantages on the big market there instead! Look for good deal. Sell good product to the sporties. Magic item, useful tactic, many teachings? All very useful thingies for many a friend. You can even start own company. Want to get impressive peoples together and wow a crowd? Don’t. Don’t do that. There already a circus, you can’t compete. Instead, endorse the circus and mark up ticket prices for profit. Competing with already great circus doomed to fail. Many other company opportunity is ahead though. You can run from the back and get the physical friends to do many works. Perhaps you not want to manage, you just want to be part of secure system? No worry! Joining other company such as a news network can work wonders! You can be great word reader, can be hard to come by! You can run documents, you can sort confusing mess. You can be great sorter! Many many opportunity. You just need to think what you wish to do, and work to do it. I believe in you thinky friend!

That summarise many way you can get more shinies by using own abilities to own benefit! If me help, feel free to donate shinies my way friend. Me is partial to a good shiny. Also, if reader friend wishes to join circus, come to office and me happy to talk! Hope this reading was a useful one!