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☆☆☆ WORLD SPORTS ☆☆☆ XXXL SPECIAL 3 ☆☆☆ GOBBO GOBLET's GREAT WAAAGH Champions
With the Great Waaagh behind us it was time for the Gobbo Goblets Awards show to honour the most succesful teams and players of the first season.
Here is the rundown of last season's big winners.
Here is the rundown of last season's big winners.
The Teams
Division Headz & XXXL Bowl Champion
Rumours are that the team was originally created to be a virus, but was than replaced with the less harmful Covid-19.
Mad Moon Mischiefs were the most successful team of XXXL's Great Waaagh season.
And feature probably the most hated coach Gnoblar.
Lead by legendary Free Agents like Ripper Bolgrot and Evil Odster the Mischiefs enjoyed a brutal and dominant run in the Headz division while building up their own homegrown monsters.
It took the opposition until the XXXL Bowl Cup to find a way to trouble this team. Here every cup game of the Mischiefs went to overtime after hard fought battles. And it was here when the Mischiefs benefitted from not only scoring the most, but also from being the most brutal team as they usually only faced short-handed remains of their opponents and could secure the win.
Division Tailz Champion
Their run ended too soon in the XXXL semifinals.
Black Lantern Champion
It was quite a shocker for some fans when the Broken Nose Nibblerz failed to qualify for the XXXL Bowl. But the Nibz made the best out of situation and won the Black Lantern Cup, gaining the services of the Black Gobbo and his group of Warpstone Cultists.
Headz vs Tailz Winner
A very dominant performance by the Tailz teams decided the Headz vs Tailz competition after only 5 matchdays with the last scheduled matchday not even being held due being obsolete for final result. We know that inhabitants of the Headz side still live in denial.
It might be the lack of sun light on their side or the lack of strong XXXL teams, but they simply will not accept any other result then Headz winning. To prevent spam threats to the editorial: Winner is Headz.
The Players
Top Scorer
The honours for most touchdowns went to two bouncy boys who drew with 8 touchdowns each.
The Coaches Union suspected that the high number by these two was due to poor opposition until they realised that one of them played in the Tailz division. So by rights the award should go to Mrs. Whip for actually playing in a real competitive division.
But the Commissioner said the awards needed to be fair, the hypocritical git. So congratulations to Jumping Jack and the wonderful Mrs. Whip, who gain Leader and Pro respectively for one season.
| Most Touchdowns | Team | TDs | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Mrs. Whip | Da Dirty BDSM Tribe | 8 |
| Jumping Jack | Mad Moon Mischiefs | 8 | |
| 3. | Spikey Norman | Black Tooth RIPs/Free Agent | 7 |
Top Basher
Spud was not able to speak at all but kept drooling arond for no reason. However, Spud remained dedicated to his team and even gained Leader for one season.
| Most Casualties | Team | CAS | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | James Galanna | Mad Moon Mischiefs | 7 |
| Spud | Mad Moon Mischiefs | 7 | |
| 3. | Myles Erle | Possibly the most Knives | 6 |
| Shouting then silent | Bad Apples | 6 | |
| Rockette Morton | Black Tooth RIPS | 6 | |
| Ripper Bolgrot | Mad Moon Mischiefs | 6 |
Top Fouler
"Fanks, I’m glad so many peepz got a kick outta my side-splitting punchlines. I know my act was ta die for, though Saveme may have taken that too literally. May he rest in laughter~ Ay, whoz 'dis comin' up 'ere den? Ay, GETTOFF!-"
In memory to the eccentric but entertaining goblin, the XXXL decided to rename the Top Fouler Award to Wikkundri The Joyful Clown Award for following seasons.
| Most fouls | Team | Fouls | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Wikkundri the Joyful Clown | Erratic Eccentric Entertainers | 24 |
| 2. | Evil Odster | Mad Moon Mischiefs | 22 |
| 3. | Sean Mage | Possibly the most Knives | 21 |
MVP
Spud, who also topped the casualty table with his teammate James Galanna, was the clear winner when it came to collecting Most Valuable Player awards. Herded onto the stage by team management, the big green monster nearly bit the arm off the unlucky git who hung the medal around his thick, boily neck. The time allocated for a speech was spent with the big guy standing awkwardly drolling down his own front, before relieving himself behind the podium. When the music started, (a signal his speech time was up) it started the poor beast, who promptly gobbled down a stagehand and waddled off to sleep in the corner. Congratulations Spud! XXXL Most Valuable Player of Season 0.
| Most Valuable Players | Team | MVPs | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Spud | Mad Moon Mischiefs | 4 |
| 2. | Battz u zop | Broken Nose Nibblerz | 3 |
| Kink Stuff | Da Dirty BDSM Tribe | 3 | |
| Cuck Hold | Mean Green Bogey Machines | 3 | |
| Ed Marimba | Black Tooth RIPs | 3 | |
| Robert Feart | Green Gladiataazz | 3 |
Memorial
A couple of players gave their lives during XXXL's first season. A tribute video was played at the Season Award show to memorize these trailblazers.
| ⚰️ Hall of Dead | |
|---|---|
| Player | Team |
| The moon half set | Bad Apples |
| Drowned of deep pools | Bad Apples |
| Wacko Chockmeff | Black Tooth Rips |
| Ruff Fingers | Black Tooth Rips |
| Mascara Sneek | Black Tooth Rips |
| Bigman Cucko | Black Tooth Rips |
| Easy Biscuits | Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers |
| Funky Cummerbund | Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers |
| Tanner Peetrie | Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers/ Freelancer |
| Crookz Nozer | Broken Nose Nibblerz |
| Beegspikez Baallz | Broken Nose Nibblerz |
| Crookz | Broken Nose Nibblerz |
| Spankie | Da Dirty BDSM Tribe |
| Little Willie | Da Dirty BDSM Tribe |
| Adelynn Laderic | Da Dirty BDSM Tribe |
| Savemeh | Da Dirty BDSM Tribe |
| Master | Da Dirty BDSM Tribe |
| Surprise | Da Dirty BDSM Tribe |
| Buzz | Da Dirty BDSM Tribe |
| Huffnimo the Ventriloquist | Erratic Eccentric Entertainers |
| Mardelko the Sword Swallower | Erratic Eccentric Entertainers |
| Bella Yanan | Green Gladiataazz |
| Eleanor Taliesin | Green Gladiataazz |
| Caden Craller | Grünhäute |
| Fan Atik | Mad Moon Mischiefs |
| Git | Mad Moon Mischiefs |
| Div | Mad Moon Mischiefs |
| Nottask Aven | Mean Green Bogey Machines |
| Spat Spat | Mean Green Bogey Machines |
| Snot Goudenuff | Night Goblin Nasties |
| Dik da Boot Skraypa | Night Goblin Nasties |
| Jarry Ripsnot | Night Goblin Nasties |
| Tor da Strong Fulla | Night Goblin Nasties |
| Tor da Strong Fulla | Night Goblin Nasties |
| Warin da Orinj Peela | Night Goblin Nasties |
| Gar da Sprig Tightna | Night Goblin Nasties |
| Snotty McBogey | Night Goblin Nasties |
| Billy Hotfield | Night Goblin Nasties |
| Myles Erle | Possibly the most Knives |
| Archer Vicenzi | Possibly the most Knives |
| Rowan Beak | Possibly the most Knives |
| Ally Gator | Test tickle testers |
| Stuka Jr | Winnipeg MOAB Bombers |
| Greif | Winnipeg MOAB Bombers |
| Liberator | Winnipeg MOAB Bombers |
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