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Villainous Skum
Basher
#9
Renegade Human Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
4
B
48
P
0
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Extra Arms
Born with 4 arms but almost no brain, Basher earned his moniker through his favourite pastime- smashing small creatures into a pulp with his fists. In spite of Basher's non-existent social skills and lumbering gait, Coach Orkblud saw his potential immediately.
Sadly, after 14 games, he suffered a sudden stroke and what was left of his shrivelled brain ceased to function. Coach Orkblud had no choice but to take him out back and shoot him through the head. In honour of his piteous match performances, his body was left for the carrion birds.
Sadly, after 14 games, he suffered a sudden stroke and what was left of his shrivelled brain ceased to function. Coach Orkblud had no choice but to take him out back and shoot him through the head. In honour of his piteous match performances, his body was left for the carrion birds.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2015-04-28
-
-
-
1
-
2
2015-05-08
-
-
-
-
1
5
2015-07-26
-
-
-
1
-
2
2015-09-01
-
-
-
2
-
4