Known as the teams Insane Cook and for good reason, he was an Insanely good cook and his food was well loved. "Gerl Greenham" was on the path of a star Halfling player with touchdowns under his belt and being on par with a halfling master chef until his untimely demise, when he was felled by a Chaos Spawn of team "Flingsalt". The team mourned that day more than usual.

Notable for his two touchdowns one in the game against "Boardgamegeek" while being knocked out for the other half of the game; the second against the "Cursed Swamp Crudaders" where one against he rushed up the field with his mates covering and secured a touchdown, this time staying on the pitch for nearly the whole game!

His ravaged body was cremated and the soup he had made that day was eaten in remembrance. The remains rest within the teams Chaos Shrine burrow.