Pushed into the crowd and ripped apart during the team's inaugural game.

A small memorial chicken-coop was erected to Vash in his home village. But then it rained for two minutes and the coop fell down (much as the player himself was wont to do).

The Clerihew of Vash Punshrugger
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Vash Punshrugger
Hated to be called 'sugar'
He hoped his Blood Bowl career would bring him glory
But when he was pushed into the crowd and torn to shreds it turned out to be a different story