"Nastya is a very unique player, in that she is a genuinely nice player" - horsesh*t! Or so says Simon Moo-man Jones.

Simon had so much to offer the world of Blood Bowl. From his endearing habit of always standing 1 square away from where he'd actually be useful to the many great stories of his "life" growing up in a herd of cows.

Unfortunately all that promise was brutally halted by the "genuinely nice player" Like Nastya of Undying Glory and her disgusting foul. In a fit of jealousy at Simon's status as a living being, and tormented by her own memories of a life wasted trying to carve out a false image as a kindly woman, she took it upon herself to end Simon's career. In the dying seconds of a 0-0 draw she marched over to a downed Simon, flanked by her team mates, and broke his neck.

The screams from the crowd were horrendous to hear. But more about the 262 dead having been left over night in a blizzard later..