Typical example of the old saying <i>"One nail drives out another"</i>,
Para Troopa missed a game and his seat was taken by his own brother.

The subtle vilain even took his name to fool the coach and team.
After little discussion and much nose puching with bare fists,
the front office agreed to keep Para in the team as an assistant coach.

Even though very little of this misadventure has been made public,
a clever observer may notice an increased frequency in linemen physical drills:
running in front of minotaurs, dwarven pushups or troll heavy lifting ...

Leading to a new mantra in the locker room :
<i>"The nails on your own coffin are the hardest to get rid of"</i>.