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[B] Troperiffic
Shouldn't You Stop Stealing?
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Shouldn't You Stop Stealing was inspired to join Troperiffic after reading about Gentleman Thief's exploits on the pitch. SYSS is certainly not the same caliber of criminal that nobody can prove Gentleman Thief to be; his rap sheet reads like the career dreams of an ambitious juvenile delinquent. Pickpocketing, forgery, petty theft, extortion, shoplifting; a whole bevy of minor offenses which would add up to substantial jail time if he weren't waiting for the statue of limitations to run out by playing some Blood Bowl.

His kleptomaniac tendencies have not halted on the pitch, however, putting him at odds with most of his teammates (and in harm's way of the stronger players.) When he tried to pick the pocket of team Ogre Trouser Space and found a rather more sensitive valuable, SYSS wound up in the infirmary. He doesn't seem overly daunted, however, even though he is regularly exposed and undefended on the pitch.
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