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[R] RockCity G-Militia
"Abominable" Bernard Montesquieu
#12
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
Bernard is the unholy reanimated remains of the infamous lethario and bar brawler Count De Montesquieu. Best known for inventing the "Montesquieu Rules" for tavern fights. The rules were simple.

Rule one: Stand still you bounder
Rule two: Count De Montesquieu hits you until bored
Rule three: Count De Montesquieu enjoys your woman

In undeath the Count has found it somewhat more challenging to lure the ladies to his embrace, and frustrated has focussed his efforts into pounding the living into the grave. His plan is to kill all men everywhere so the ladies will once again see him as a choice option.

Skills:
Normal: Block>Tackle>Dauntless>Frenzy

Doubles: Mighty Blow>Guard>Dodge

Stats:
+AV/+AG never
+MA choose ahead of normal rolls
+ST choose always

Coach akaRenton
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2015-03-23
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1
5