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Did you know? Up until now, 1518573 players have died on the pitch.
Slanted was tired of all these jokes about his giant hand. He decided to show the world that a big hand isn't a handicap and went about retrieving balls from the most unlikely places, in every sense of the phrase. Most doubters were silenced when he gained his newfound strength, the rest silenced when he ate them.