Hustlin' Hauclir (formerly known on the pitch by his adult industry name William Silentbone) joined the team following an impressive journeyman performance against Belyavorota Passers in the team's debut Kislev Conference.

As the Showstoppers got entrenched in a bloody scrum near the Passers' endzone, William - despite being initially assigned to ogre screening and marking - saw the ball fly loose and duly marked that instead. The Nauglir levelled the nearest ogre with an improbable Cathayan chop to the solar plexus, and William took advantage of the gap to pluck the ball out from danger and into the opponent's endzone.

Some might argue that if he'd been more attentive when screening and marking then the Showstoppers would never have been embroiled in such a sticky situation, but that's one for the pundits to discuss. In the meantime, we are eager to see if he continues to deliver.