Colon Oscar P. was born in the dungeons of the great vampire Eat M. Ology. His mother was one of the many maids who the vampire lord coppulated with in hopes of birthing a viable heir. As with many others, Colon was born without the vampire gene and thus was doomed to a life serving as a thrall. When his master decided that they would conquer the world of bloodbowl he immediately volunteered in hopes of breaking away from his menial life and finding some adventure. He found he enjoyed the sport, dangerous as it was, as even a lowly thrall such as him could achieve glory. However, the thralls were mere fodder to Eat M., being tossed into the fray to die or used as a quick snack. However, the merciful Twilight Sparkle sensed the loneliness in Colon Oscars heart, and extended to him an offer of friendship. He had never been treated so well before, and before he knew it his hands became hooves, he grew a mane and tail and he became a true pony.