‘Bite me, O mighty shark, bite me!’

With three big chunks missing from his torso, Ivor revels in the presence of the Sons of Stromfels. He believes he is their favourite and always rushes to them when they approach with his now customary greeting.

On the pitch he sticks closely to them hoping to one day soon become Ivor ‘the 4 times bitten’.


- In the hope of being bitten for a 4th time, Ivor stuck steadfastly beside the Sharks on the line of scrummage in the match against the Black Monolith Worshippers in the Autumn of Year 3. Alas that the big, fat troll got there first. Stonemuncher the Ancient did for Ivor and he was carried from the pitch.
After the match, the crew of the Megalodon threw Ivor over the side into the sea where the Sons of Stromfels ate his body in its entirety.
It’s what he would have wanted.