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"As you asked, I tested the ritual the suspects confessed about using. I used the usual precautions we use in these cases (Holy Symbols of Sigmar both in hand and on a tripod on the margin of the summoning circle, three B-type containment sigils etc., as suggested by the Inquisitor Manual of Operation). [...] Much to my surprise, not only did the ritual worked, but the foul daemon it summoned took the form of a tiny old men with blue-green skin and a long white beard.
The daemon wouldn't agree on killing or giving me otherworldly powers, instead telling me many life lessons, which I begrudgingly must admit were genuinely useful and thoughtful. [...] When asked about the suspects, he told that: 'Those two young fine fellas! I told them to get a job, stop drinking too much and go visit their parents more often. Young people nowadays, always loitering!'. He then suggested eating more healthily and having a regular sleep schedule before I dismissed him. [...]
I'm frankly at a loss of words. I don't know what we are supposed to do. I guess we could sentence them to death for the charges of Unsanctioned Daemon Summoning, First Degree Chaos Worship, Attempt to Conspire Against the Empire and Unlicensed Possession of Parsley, but honestly I would feel bad for the two doofuses.
I suggest we lock them up for Sedition and Second Degree Chaos Worship, and pretend this never, ever happened."
-Inquisitor Bodobert Steimle, Summoning Scene Investigation, in a report to Inquisitor Laurin Proell of the Stirland Chapter (redacted)
The daemon wouldn't agree on killing or giving me otherworldly powers, instead telling me many life lessons, which I begrudgingly must admit were genuinely useful and thoughtful. [...] When asked about the suspects, he told that: 'Those two young fine fellas! I told them to get a job, stop drinking too much and go visit their parents more often. Young people nowadays, always loitering!'. He then suggested eating more healthily and having a regular sleep schedule before I dismissed him. [...]
I'm frankly at a loss of words. I don't know what we are supposed to do. I guess we could sentence them to death for the charges of Unsanctioned Daemon Summoning, First Degree Chaos Worship, Attempt to Conspire Against the Empire and Unlicensed Possession of Parsley, but honestly I would feel bad for the two doofuses.
I suggest we lock them up for Sedition and Second Degree Chaos Worship, and pretend this never, ever happened."
-Inquisitor Bodobert Steimle, Summoning Scene Investigation, in a report to Inquisitor Laurin Proell of the Stirland Chapter (redacted)
| Casualty Types | Players |
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| Minus Strength | |
| Minus Movement | |
| Minus Agility | |
| Minus Armor | |
| Niggling Injury |
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