“You’re probably thinking, “My buddy said this was a super great bbq pool party but that guy in the swimsuit just jumped on his inner tube and ate all of the fucking chimichangas!” Well, there may be a pool, but this ain't no party. And yeah, technically, this is a barbecue. But some of the best barbecues feed exactly one person. And that person is me: Fred. And there ain't no damn way I'm letting you into this pool today. And you can tell the Wolvmarine that I'm the new best at whatever it is that he does as long as what that is involves sitting in my pool or getting hit by Morg. My favorite things are standing next to strength 4-6 players and not living long enough to be cut for salary space in the playoffs. How's that for breaking the fourth wall? Hi, Bryce!”