Stewblore Yeppins has a real taste for adventure and has been affectionately nicknamed "Colonel" by the SK fans for his daring exploits.

Having found his job as a bull fighter "too boring" he agreed to join the Shamoozle Kaboos on the understanding that a troll was already hired. This allows Yeppins to be thrown around the pitch; in the team's view in search of touchdowns but in his view in search of a glimpsing moment of adrenaline.

This isn't enough for Yeppins however and he can often be seen dressing as various food items in an attempt to provoke the troll. You can take the goblin out of the bull fighting ring but you can't etc etc...

Yeppins and Squeezle have struck up a real friendship. Yeppins appreciates the uncertainty that Squeezle has brought to his life whilst Squeezle finds the talking food man endlessly amusing.