Zachary Dirtyfield is Glart Smashrip's not-so-secret-anymore identity. He was playing for the U of Wisconsin Rat-Grrrrs in the first game Big Beast Conference regular play in NCBB Season #34, when Amani "Handsy" Danjuma made him an offer that could not be refused. Given a jersey and a dixie cup of beer, and transferred to UTEP as a Photojournalism major, the super-star has a bright future now in El Paso.

Season 34 - Freshman
Season 35 - Red-shirt Freshman

Killed in game two of season 35 by Mz State (Orcs).