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600 lb Kitten
#1
Rat Ogre
MA
5
ST
6
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
52
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
37
Td
4
Mvp
5
GPP
113
XPP
0
SPP
113
Injuries
-ma, n
Skills
Big Guy
Frenzy
Mighty Blow
Prehensile Tail
Wild Animal
+ST
Block
Break Tackle
Guard
Multiple Block
After standing around roaring pretty much his entire first game in the pros, the coach took him to the side and yanked out one of his whiskers. Before he could roar in pain/anger again, the coach twisted his ear, stared him in the eye, and told him,
"Kitten, I see you standing there and not helping your team again, I'll pull off more than just a whisker!"
Guess this rat ogre took his coach serious (you gotta respect any idiot brave or foolish enough to pull out a RO whisker!), as his second game was the ultimate best game any player of mine has ever had, let alone far surpassing anything a big guy has ever done for me! Three scores, two cas (plus four more ko's and a couple stuns), well deserved game MVP, and only a botched pass stopped him from scoring a fourth time! In one game, he produced a career's worth of effort! Always in the back of his mind was his coach's warning, though, so Kitten took some drugs to enhance his strength and warn off the coach from trying to repeat his humiliation. The coach, meanwhile, has no more fear of Kitten's dedication, and has turned his attention to getting some of the team's other slackers to get moving...
Kitten is still hot about the whole whisker thing, and in game 3 although he started the game with 4 straight roars, he came on strong towards the end, with another score, cas and MVP nod. I gotta figure out how to slow this guy down, or else he's gonna leave his teammates in the dust! Not to mention likely burn out and age prematurely...
"Slow down" is not in this guy's vocabulary!! Tons of cas of late, only a fit of WA rage kept from scoring yet another touchdown, another MVP nod, and another skill without aging. We have a true monster in the making on our hands here!
Well, it had to happen eventually. All that bulk he's been carrying around has started to take its toll on his joints, resulting in knees which every six games or so are so inflamed he can't stand on his own, let alone play. Those matches the doc sends in the cheerleaders to distract him while hte doc works nervously on his knee, all the time afraid he'll tweak something and bring a raging RO down upon his ears...
"Kitten, I see you standing there and not helping your team again, I'll pull off more than just a whisker!"
Guess this rat ogre took his coach serious (you gotta respect any idiot brave or foolish enough to pull out a RO whisker!), as his second game was the ultimate best game any player of mine has ever had, let alone far surpassing anything a big guy has ever done for me! Three scores, two cas (plus four more ko's and a couple stuns), well deserved game MVP, and only a botched pass stopped him from scoring a fourth time! In one game, he produced a career's worth of effort! Always in the back of his mind was his coach's warning, though, so Kitten took some drugs to enhance his strength and warn off the coach from trying to repeat his humiliation. The coach, meanwhile, has no more fear of Kitten's dedication, and has turned his attention to getting some of the team's other slackers to get moving...
Kitten is still hot about the whole whisker thing, and in game 3 although he started the game with 4 straight roars, he came on strong towards the end, with another score, cas and MVP nod. I gotta figure out how to slow this guy down, or else he's gonna leave his teammates in the dust! Not to mention likely burn out and age prematurely...
"Slow down" is not in this guy's vocabulary!! Tons of cas of late, only a fit of WA rage kept from scoring yet another touchdown, another MVP nod, and another skill without aging. We have a true monster in the making on our hands here!
Well, it had to happen eventually. All that bulk he's been carrying around has started to take its toll on his joints, resulting in knees which every six games or so are so inflamed he can't stand on his own, let alone play. Those matches the doc sends in the cheerleaders to distract him while hte doc works nervously on his knee, all the time afraid he'll tweak something and bring a raging RO down upon his ears...
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2004-10-16
-
3
-
2
1
18
2004-10-19
-
1
-
1
1
10
2004-10-20
-
-
-
2
-
4
2004-10-25
-
-
-
3
-
6
2004-10-27
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-10-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-10-31
-
-
-
3
1
11
2004-10-31
-
-
1
-
-
2
2004-11-16
-
-
-
2
-
4
2004-11-25
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-11-26
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-11-28
-
-
-
1
1
7
2004-11-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-12-07
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-12-14
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-12-15
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-12-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-12-31
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-01-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-01-18
-
-
-
2
-
4
2005-01-21
-
-
-
2
-
4
2005-01-22
-
-
-
2
-
4
2005-01-24
-
-
-
2
-
4
2005-01-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-02-09
-
-
-
2
-
4
2005-02-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-02-13
-
-
-
1
-
2