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Chomp Chomp, the Giant Cayman
#3
Zombie Ogre
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
83
P
0
F
0
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
9
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
30
XPP
0
SPP
30
Injuries
Skills
Bone-head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Grab
Guard
Stand Firm
Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp!
Sailing out of Mexico heading up to New Orleans
Heard about the biggest treasure horde outside the Caribbean
One stormy night in Caillou Bay we smashed into the reef
A flash of claws, a crash of jaws, a load of big white teeth
If you see an alligator
In your refrigerator
You better say, "See ya later"
Or you might end up dead
They say you should never smile
Right at a crocodile
He'll drag you down into the deep
And eat your fucking head
Yo!
Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp chomp!
Our captain was the first to go, he got ripped into shreds
Still screaming as the alligator swallowed down his legs
One by one the crew all died in several nasty ways
The vision of that massacre still haunts me to this day
If you find a giant cayman
You're gonna have a really bad day, man
There's nothing more to say than
"I won't see you in a while"
Not even Russell Crowe
With a giant crossbow
Ain't got a snowballs chance in hell
To save you from that crocodile
Yeah!
Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp!
Why oh why, did I jump into that swamp?
Mauled to death by alligators, all singing, "Chomp, chomp, chomp"
Time to die, on a sub-aquatic romp
Mauled to death by alligators, all singing, "Chomp, chomp, chomp"
Yeah!
Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp!
Sailing out of Mexico heading up to New Orleans
Heard about the biggest treasure horde outside the Caribbean
One stormy night in Caillou Bay we smashed into the reef
A flash of claws, a crash of jaws, a load of big white teeth
If you see an alligator
In your refrigerator
You better say, "See ya later"
Or you might end up dead
They say you should never smile
Right at a crocodile
He'll drag you down into the deep
And eat your fucking head
Yo!
Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp chomp!
Our captain was the first to go, he got ripped into shreds
Still screaming as the alligator swallowed down his legs
One by one the crew all died in several nasty ways
The vision of that massacre still haunts me to this day
If you find a giant cayman
You're gonna have a really bad day, man
There's nothing more to say than
"I won't see you in a while"
Not even Russell Crowe
With a giant crossbow
Ain't got a snowballs chance in hell
To save you from that crocodile
Yeah!
Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp!
Why oh why, did I jump into that swamp?
Mauled to death by alligators, all singing, "Chomp, chomp, chomp"
Time to die, on a sub-aquatic romp
Mauled to death by alligators, all singing, "Chomp, chomp, chomp"
Yeah!
Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp!
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2021-03-15
-
-
-
-
1
5
2021-03-27
-
-
-
2
-
4
2021-05-12
-
-
-
3
-
6
2021-07-30
-
-
-
2
-
4
2021-10-07
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-
-
-
1
5
2022-01-12
-
-
-
1
1
7
2022-01-22
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-
-
1
-
2