Squee is not a murderous killer, in fact he has done nothing at all that would warrant his sentence of Death by Blood Bowl. He is just a pitiful goblin that was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Brutal orcish justice could careless about goblins. No matter how loud he cries his innocence no one cares to listen, he is just a stupid goblin after all.

So now Squee lives his life in terror. In terror of his "team mates". In terror of his coaches. In terror that he will ever be forced to actually play in a game. For the time being spends his time grovelling and crying dreading the day he will be forced to play.

Some may ask, "How does Squee get the MVP when he never plays?"
The answer is simple. He is a favorite target for the fans to throw things at and definitely the safest; unlike his teammates Squee does not run into the stands and exact a brutal revenge.