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Squighas Hobbes (rainy day years go–Rainy days years ago, but a few less) was an Pudding eater Squigosopher, whose famous book "Leviathan big boss of oceans whose level is so high that you just can't kill him" set the agenda for nearly all subsequent Western political Squigosophy.

Although Hobbes is today best remembered for his work on political Squigosophy, he contributed to a diverse array of fields, including history (who was killed by a leviathan), geometry(how to estimate a levianthans size without having seen him), ethics (to have a leviathan in your swimming pool- A slap in monster protection rights face?-), general Squigosophy (The urge to beat a leviathan or the way to show you have the biggest d*** a.k.a.symbolism of the leviathan in sex) and what would now be called political Squigience (Progressism against the kills of leviathans). Additionally, Hobbes's account of Squig nature as self-interested cooperation has proved to be an enduring theory in the field of Squigosophical anthroposquogy.

Squigosophical anthroposquogy is the squigsophical discipline that seeks to unify the several empirical investigations and phenomenological explorations of Squig nature in an effort to understand human beings as both creatures of their environment and creators of their own values.

A citation of Hobbes: "Come here you bitch that I deeply invastigate your beeeeeeeppppppp"