They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Dog is quite old. And he holds the team record for highest number of games without having learned a single thing.

He's not bad, he's just very unremarkable in what he does. On the other hand, surviving for as long as Dog has as a Drunken Raven linesman is an achievement in itself.

Finally earned some acclaim as MVP in his 15th game for tripping up Bastet star blitzer Khan. He stopped short of crippling her, but it lead to the counter for the eventual 2-1 victory.

Dog hates Ice.