Billy Moon, former soldier and Roller Derby Skater fights crime with a utility belt and roller skates. His sidekick, a street kid named Paco, rides a motorized skateboard. Skateman likes to kick his opponents in the face while wearing roller skates, which I guess is kinda badass, but he's a normal human with no superpowers and he wears roller skates! Even though he's a martial artist and former soldier, he decides to base his superhero identity on roller skating? Did I mention he's unemployed? This guy is a total loser.