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Juanvi
#12
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Pro
Unlike many orc teams, this one decided not to start his BloodBowl journey without the support of of that big, ugly flesh mountain usually known as trolls. The reason was actually very simple: they thought 11 trolls in a team would not add up enought intelligence as one only orc have (and they know orcs are not one of the most intelligent races, so this is much to say...). So they basically thought a troll would be more of a problem than a help.

But after 2 games, the linemen started complaining about the hard blocks they received and reasoning that it would be safer and better for the team to have one troll in the LOS when the other team is receiving the ball, because it is not easy to knock a troll down, while an orc lineman, despite being really HARD (and this team's ones consider themselves as the HARDEST ONES in the Old World: probably as every other team ones ;)), is an easier prey.

WRITER'S NOTE: There are some rumors that say this reasoning was risen by the own orc linemen alone, but i think there should be MANY evidences to consider something as incredible as that as true. Apart from that, such a thing would have to be been broadcasted in the whole Old World, because it would have been a previously never heard of event.

Well, after the team captain, Gansitus, went to the "troll farms" (fenced plains where lots of trolls are taken to after being persuaded that they will get lots of fun by making small pebbles from big rocks, so they stay there till they realice rocks were not the stunned goblins they were told, which can take many years to happen) and chose one, just because he liked the many scars he had in his body, because he thought it could mean he even fight other trolls there and survived (in fact it meant that he had got injuried many times when he destroyed the bottom rock in a pile of more of them, which, logically, dropped on him), he started playing in the team.

He managed to get his first casualty in his first game, but then he kept for another 3 with none, so everybody in the team thought he had achieved a world record: being the MOST STUPID TROLL they had ever seen (just try to imagine and laugh of cry or whatever, but i dont think you can just stay). But suddenly, for no apparent reason, in his fifth game he not only managed to hurt 3 opponent players badly, but, what is even more amazing, he almost played as a normal player!! Weeeeell, maybe as a goblin, which is not really very intelligent, but for troll standars... So from that moment on, all his partners gave him the nickname "Tha Pro".
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2003-12-18
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-02-27
-
-
-
3
-
6
2004-04-01
-
-
-
1
-
2