mr. hawaiian shirt pattern designer

bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. hawaiian shirt pattern designer
(mr. hawaiian shirt pattern designer)
you provide us with colorful loungewear capable of hiding any stain we can dish out
(gettin sloppy)
who else could create flowered shirts that are still so unmistakeably masculine
(ooh)
a single shirt that matches every pair of pants we own, and really sets off a white belt
(looking good now)
sure women say they hate them, but inside they're all swooning for the big kahuna
(ooh kahuna!)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mr. hawaiian shirt pattern designer. your shirts may not be made in hawaii, but taiwan is an island, too.