ATLAS – one of two so-called general purpose detectors. Atlas will be used to look for signs of new physics, including the origins of mass and extra dimensions.

ATLAS plans to look for these signs by repeatedly smashing things in the face. It is a good plan.

The Original ATLAS appeared to malfunction. In an attempt to make repairs, the staff called upon handyman, Lord Borak the Despoiler. The staff's choice was less than inspired, as the Chaos Lord attempted to fix ATLAS with his boot. A replacement was in order once Borak's invoice was paid.