Ironnose Swaney only played in 2 professional games before being completely crushed in the Goons 4th match agains the Amazonian team Mental Girls.

Swaneys embarrassing death to a female opponent before the initial kickoff even landed resulted in several hundred fans turning in their season tickets to the Goons complaint department.

On another note Gratx'rTracx troll lineman for the Goons has yet to eat any more teammates since those hundreds of fans gave up on the Goons. Any information on the whereabouts of the missing fans would be appreciated by their families.