***** PRESS RELEASE 7th May 2009 ****

Announcing the creation of a new franchise, Bokonon, founder of Bokonon United made the following statement:

"Bokonon United failed. Bokonon is sad. Bokonon will ask some of his buddies to form a new team. He will let their little ones join. Bokonon is too old to play himself, but his little brother will help out.

Hopefully Bokonon Jr. can do a better job."


***** PRESS RELEASE 21st May 2009 *****

In an interview today, Bokonon Jr. spoke about his plans for the future of Bokonon Reborn.

"Bokonon Jr. is sad. Uncle Bokonon no say 'bout Bloodbowl being hurty. Just say Bloodbowl be me hurty everyone else. Me hurt back punching hard-headed Chaos wazzior in face. When Reborn have ... one, two, free and four ... four blitz guys me will join bench and teach them how to punch in face."

***** PRESS RELEASE 26th May 2009 *****

"OK, me know that me have skill at Bloodbowl, so me stay on until team can pay new Ogre buddy replacing me. Big Bro' tell me I naughty for not wanting play."

**** PRESS RELEASE 31st May 2009 *****

After missing the last three games due to his damaged back, Bokonon Jr. today announced his retirement from the game.

"Me back hurty too bad. Me no let down teammates. Me coach now, cousin will play."