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Dwarven Bane
#6
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
16
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Side Step
The name says it all; Dwarven Bane, bane of dwarves everywhere. They hate the little bugger. Oddly enough though there's not really any reason for it. He just seems to be the bane of dwarves. Every time they see picture in a pre-match advertising poster they go crazy, ripping it down, and jumping up and down on it, spitting on it, cursing his name and generally being badly behaved, he just really gets on their collective goats.
There has been some speculation that the reason for dwarves' collective hatred stems from the fact that Dwarven Bane looks a little like a dwarf, what with all his armour and his crazy little goblin beard and his beady eyes. If you looked at him from maybe 30 paces and it was dusk and you had swum in a chlorine pool with no goggles earlier that day and you had an eye infection, acute short-sightedness, and you were red-green colour blind you could easily mistake him for a dwarf.
There has been some speculation that the reason for dwarves' collective hatred stems from the fact that Dwarven Bane looks a little like a dwarf, what with all his armour and his crazy little goblin beard and his beady eyes. If you looked at him from maybe 30 paces and it was dusk and you had swum in a chlorine pool with no goggles earlier that day and you had an eye infection, acute short-sightedness, and you were red-green colour blind you could easily mistake him for a dwarf.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2004-02-23
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-03-07
1
-
-
-
-
1
2004-03-12
-
1
-
-
-
3
2004-07-06
-
-
-
-
1
5
2006-05-29
-
-
-
-
1
5