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Happy Happy Clem
#12
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
14
B
1
P
0
F
5
G
17
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
5
Mvp
2
GPP
27
XPP
0
SPP
27
Injuries
n
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Dirty Player
Side Step
Happy Happy Clem has also in the past been know as Disturbingly Maniacally Happy Clem. This name did not stick with him however as he did not appreciate it, and he had no problems with making this obvious in a most violent way. Features of note include his extremely toothy grin which he seems to bear 24/7, including when asleep...
Of further note Happy Happy Clem has been hitting the books recently. After some intensive training and study he completed his Art of the Boot 101 course and is now the only team member to have been officially bestowed the title "A Fouling Little Bastard"
According to the inescapable laws of the universe created by the lesser god of irritation, any player who learns the skill "dirty player" will immediately become god-like on the field, and soak up every spp for the next 537 games. And so it is that his skills sky rocketed to the point where he now rivals the team captain Poogy for power and prowess, making the decision to lay the tactical boot or refrain ever so much more agonizingly difficult.
ps - Happy Happy Clem uses McLeans new fresh twin power combo toothpaste. It combines the cleaning power of a paste with the minty freshness of a gel. It is available at any store near you for the low low price of 15 coppers.
Of further note Happy Happy Clem has been hitting the books recently. After some intensive training and study he completed his Art of the Boot 101 course and is now the only team member to have been officially bestowed the title "A Fouling Little Bastard"
According to the inescapable laws of the universe created by the lesser god of irritation, any player who learns the skill "dirty player" will immediately become god-like on the field, and soak up every spp for the next 537 games. And so it is that his skills sky rocketed to the point where he now rivals the team captain Poogy for power and prowess, making the decision to lay the tactical boot or refrain ever so much more agonizingly difficult.
ps - Happy Happy Clem uses McLeans new fresh twin power combo toothpaste. It combines the cleaning power of a paste with the minty freshness of a gel. It is available at any store near you for the low low price of 15 coppers.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2004-02-24
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-03-06
-
1
-
-
1
8
2004-07-06
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-07-06
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-01-24
-
1
-
-
-
3
2006-05-29
-
1
-
-
-
3
2006-05-29
-
1
-
-
-
3