Having had his tongue bitten off years ago by a fangfish, John wasn't able to do any real work. He couldn't be a sailor, or a merchant, because he couldn't talk. When the Muskrats started, John was one of the first people to sign up. Captain Grips gave him some money and a jersey and told him to get on the front line. Not able to speak a word to complain, John did what he was told... so long as he got paid.

<b>[[Game 3]]</b>
John finally got his first star player points in a 2-1 victory against a human team. The voice-less lineman scored the equalizing touchdown in the second half. When questioned by journalists, Quiet John just nodded and shook his head a lot.

<b>[[Game 6]]</b>
Quiet John is going to miss a game with a severe injury sustained in a 3-1 victory over some ogres. When reporters looked for him for some kind of comment, or head nodding, John couldn't be found. It's unclear where he went off to.