Never before in the Old World has the saying "The devil has red hair" been more true! Scholes is brutal in his pursuit of Bloodbowl immortality, his goal to become the undisputed record holder of the most death in OBBA history!

Knowing that he needed to work on more effective methods of inflicting pain, Scholes has been seen lurking in dark alleyways and opposition stands with his team-mate Cantona, avidly learning the ways of the Sardine Warrior. Overheard once while stalking West Ham supporters, Eric supplied the eager red-haired apprentice his special brand of words of wisdom. "When ze fish do leap from ze water, de circling buzzards wait for the weakest of ze pack. Ze will await ze perfect time to strike, zen mash de fishes face, gouge de eyes and zen deliver de killa blow, a karate kick to de head!".

Words of wisdom indeed. I just pray the Fishmen of Zargia never form a Bloodbowl team...