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Dastardly Dorfs
Bilious
#8
Longbeard
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
27
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
1
Mvp
5
GPP
38
XPP
0
SPP
38
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Mighty Blow
Piling On
Well known as an epicure, Bilious is reknown for his after dinner tricks, and is extremely popular with the fans.
After quaffing a number of barrels of Bugman's Best Ale, and consuming a gross of roast turkey, he has been known to demonstrate what he considers his great skill ... the ability to fart the national anthems of the surrounding lands.
He is also notorious for mistakenly eating a halfling waiter, and lodging a complaint with the chef regarding the poor seasoning used. Complaints from the waiter's family were heard by a local magistrate, who fined Bilious for contempt of court for responding to each question put to him by burping. The case was dismissed as the halfling family had mysteriously disappeared and unable to testify.
After quaffing a number of barrels of Bugman's Best Ale, and consuming a gross of roast turkey, he has been known to demonstrate what he considers his great skill ... the ability to fart the national anthems of the surrounding lands.
He is also notorious for mistakenly eating a halfling waiter, and lodging a complaint with the chef regarding the poor seasoning used. Complaints from the waiter's family were heard by a local magistrate, who fined Bilious for contempt of court for responding to each question put to him by burping. The case was dismissed as the halfling family had mysteriously disappeared and unable to testify.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2004-04-28
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-05-18
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-06-01
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-06-29
-
-
-
1
1
7
2004-07-18
-
-
-
2
-
4
2004-07-29
-
1
-
-
-
3
2004-08-11
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-08-18
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-09-06
-
-
-
-
1
5