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Woot Elfz
Mallakiff
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Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
330
B
37
P
24
F
0
G
19
Cp
7
In
0
Cs
1
Td
10
Mvp
4
GPP
59
XPP
0
SPP
59
Injuries
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate
Block
Dodge
Leader
<b><p align="left">Lookit da ladz! Dey train dead 'ard ta be da best, da tuffest, da strongest uv da bunsj! See dat skinny wun uv 'em? Dats da frowa. Da frowa on da Woot Elfz iz Mallakiff wot iz namet afta da dark elfy king, but 'iz real name iz Morgum. Wait, cud be 'iz name iz Morgrub? Morglum? Anywayz. Wun day at trainin' da coach shoutz "WAAAGH" an' runz on da pitch an' startz ta hit Mallakiff on da noggin' an' da coach ain't wun ta pull 'iz punsj! Da resun fer da bashin' akkording ta yoors trooly iz dat da coach got mad wif Mallakiff cuz uv Mallakiff trainin' on his frowing tekknique instead uv on 'iz bashin' tekknique. Da coach set him rite strait since dat and now Mallakiff iz trainin' on da bashin' like wot iz sappost.</b>
<i>Excerpt from 'Da Big Book uv Coachin' by Assistant Coach Gorbad, Chapta IIIIIIII - Coachin' Frowas. ISBN Numba: Pendin' (as uv yet unpablished)</i></p>
<i>Excerpt from 'Da Big Book uv Coachin' by Assistant Coach Gorbad, Chapta IIIIIIII - Coachin' Frowas. ISBN Numba: Pendin' (as uv yet unpablished)</i></p>
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2011-10-12
-
1
-
-
-
3
2011-10-14
-
-
-
1
1
7
2011-10-15
-
1
-
-
-
3
2011-10-18
-
1
-
-
-
3
2011-10-19
1
-
-
-
-
1
2011-10-21
-
-
-
-
1
5
2011-10-25
1
-
-
-
-
1
2011-10-31
-
1
-
-
-
3
2011-11-02
1
1
-
-
-
4
2011-11-02
-
2
-
-
1
11
2011-11-03
1
-
-
-
-
1
2011-11-04
-
1
-
-
-
3
2011-11-08
2
-
-
-
1
7
2011-11-15
1
-
-
-
-
1
2012-03-06
-
2
-
-
-
6