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[R] Woot Elfz
Tekklis
#2
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
53
B
88
P
-2
F
0
G
20
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
2
Td
4
Mvp
2
GPP
28
XPP
0
SPP
28
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Guard
<b><p align="left">Tirijong and Tekklis iz alwayz trainin' wif wun anuvver an' dey train dead 'ard wot makez da coach pleasd as puntsj. Howeva wun day at da trainin' da coach see dat Tekklis an' Tirijong wuz trainin' dodgin' tekkniques insted uv bashin' tekkniques an' da coach shoutz "WAAAAAGH" an' runz on da pitch ta bash sum sense inta da ladz. Wot happen iz dat da coach wanna grab 'em an' bash 'em but da ladz dodge da coach! Afta a while da coach stop tryin' ta bash da ladz an' da coach bersts out laffin'! Gorbad finks dat da coach diskovert a speshul trainin' sekkrit! Yoo see... dodgin' iz not just fer elfs and gobbos wot wanna dodge away from da bashin'! Dodgin' iz also fer da ork ladz wot want to stay in da fikk uv it!</p></b>

<i>Excerpt from 'Da Big Book uv Coachin' by Assistant Coach Gorbad, Chapta IIIIII - Coachin' Blitzaz. ISBN Numba: Pendin' (as uv yet unpablished)</i>

Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2011-10-14
-
-
-
-
1
5
2011-10-15
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-10-25
-
1
-
-
-
3
2011-10-31
-
1
-
-
-
3
2011-11-01
-
1
-
-
-
3
2011-11-08
-
1
-
1
-
5
2011-11-15
1
-
-
-
-
1
2012-03-06
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-03-06
1
-
-
-
-
1