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Skeleton Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
7
R
0
B
54
P
0
F
3
G
21
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
Skills
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Block
Dauntless
2001 Darwin Award Winner
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(21 July 2001, Idaho) When his brakes failed while driving down a steep mountain road, Marco bailed out on his eight passengers and leapt from his Dodge van. Too bad Marco didn't alert the others to the problem before he took flight so precipitously. Another passenger was able to bring the vehicle to a stop a short distance away. Marco struck his head on the pavement and died at the scene. No one else was injured.
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(21 July 2001, Idaho) When his brakes failed while driving down a steep mountain road, Marco bailed out on his eight passengers and leapt from his Dodge van. Too bad Marco didn't alert the others to the problem before he took flight so precipitously. Another passenger was able to bring the vehicle to a stop a short distance away. Marco struck his head on the pavement and died at the scene. No one else was injured.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2014-10-30
-
-
-
-
1
5
2014-11-03
-
-
-
-
1
5
2015-06-23
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-
1
-
1
7