"We fear nothing but snakes!"
Titles and Achievements
Founder of the Graceful Ballers
Rabbit Foot Bearer
Evander Vilefire felt highly humiliated when the Agility Monsters refused to hire him after his solid and bloody performance as a journeyman (see Agility Monsters Newsflash
, November 29th of 2512). Harboring thoughts of revenge ever since, he finally came up with the idea to create a team consisting only of former journeymen who had been refused by the Agility Monsters. He got Nicholas
and his brother Ian Dirtyorc
enthusiastic about the idea and things started rolling...
In the Ballers' first match
, Evander brought a Rabbit's Foot as his lucky charm. It did not help much but for a consolation completion in the last turn. However, he was awarded Most Valuable Player and he decided to keep the charm - as real pros do. In fact, he instructed the rest of his team to get rabbit foots or similar tokens as well.
When he got fouled by some skeletons in the team's fourth and first official league game
, he got really angry, jumped up and smashed the ball carrier into so many pieces, that its creator had no chance to reassemble the parts and bring it back.
Only seconds later he was able to pick up the ball and score the second touchdown of his career.
In the Ballers' 5th game he missed two kickoffs due to sweltering heat. When he was on the pitch, he first failed an attempt to go for it, then one to dodge.
In the 12th game he caught a pass and was confidently moving forward towards the Slann endzone, shielded by four of his teammates. Suddenly a fireball hit the group out of nowhere and smashed Evander's ankle! Luckily the team apothecary fixed the damage and the team captain only needed an extended period to recover (MNG).
Achievements for the Agility Monsters